song hits gone bad

another hilarious entry that i got from a friend's mail. heto ang nangyayari kung mula sa pakikinig ng cassette tape sa karaoke ang pagkuha ng lyrics ng isang kanta. hehe.

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The Greatest Love of All by Whitney Houston
I decided long ago, never to walk in edu manzano...
(I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadow)

Cry by Mandy Moore
A walk to remember... it was late afternoon!
(I'll always remember, it was late afternoon)

All My Life by K-ci and Jojo
supposed to be you're like my mother,supposed to
be you're like my sister
(close to me you're like my mother... close to me you're like my sister)

Where is the Love
People killing, people flying, children hurt an living, crying...
(People killing, people dying; children hurt and you hear them crying)

Leaving on a jet plane
so kiss me and SMAFFLE me...
(so kiss me and smile for me...)

Usher & Alicia's My Boo
It started when we were younger you were NINE...
(It started when we were younger you were mine)

Usher & Alicia's My Boo (again!)
...and you were my BEYBLADE... it started when
were younger you were FINE... hehehe....

If I Ain't Got You by Alicia Keys -
some people want TAMBOURINES..
(diamond rings)

Britney's Baby One More Time
My ONLY NEST is killing me... and I........
(My loneliness....)

Thumbthumping (Chumbawumba)
I get knocked down by an elephant, my mommas's
gonna bring me down...
(I get knocked down, but I get up again...)

Crush by Jennifer Paige
i-splash, a little crush..
(it's just.. a little crush..)

Red Hot's Californication
Viva Californication....
(Dream of Californication...)

No scrubs, TLC
A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine but is also
known as a BUS STOP
(buster)

Waterfalls by TLC:
Don't go JASON waterfalls...
(Chasin')

John Mayer -You're ALICE IN WONDERLAND..
You're ALICE IN WONDERLAND I'll use my hands
(Body is a wonderland)

Baa Baa Black Sheep:
Baa baa black sheep, heavy on the road...

With A Smile by Eraserheads:
lift ur HAND.. baby dont be scared.. of the things
that could go wrong along the way.. (HEAD!!!)

Wag Na Wag Mong Sasabihin by Kitchie Nadal:
maaaaaaaaaag... , magdamag mong sasabihin........

two-trick pony by sandwich
i have been waiting for you all night under the glow
of INSECENT LIGHT
(...under the glow of YOUR SATELLITE)

On Bended Knees by Boyz II Men:
Oh God give me the reason, I'M DOWN... ABANDON ME...
(I'm down on bended knee)

Red Hot's Zephyr Song:
Fly away on my CELLPHONE...I feel it more than ever
(Fly away on my zephyr, I feel it more than ever)

AND FINALLY....

Soul of Christ... sat beside me...> (sanctify me! )